Playboy's Party Jokes

November, 1997

A man walked into a Porsche dealership, opened the door of a Boxster, took a seat behind the wheel and smiled. A salesman approached and asked, "Are you thinking about buying this car?""Oh, I'm definitely going to buy this car," he said, "but I'm thinking about pussy."The joke too sick to die: What's written on Karen Carpenter's tombstone? I still think you can't be too rich.Dave arrived in hell and was told he had a decision to make. He could go to capitalist hell...

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