Celebrity Christmas Carols

December, 1997

(To the tune of O Christmas Tree)O Kennedy, O KennedyThat name was not so good to me.With "Kennedy" publicityLike I had, who needs enemies?[Chorus]My ex on talk shows called me scum,My brother's girlfriend sucked her thumb.John John posed nude and then dissed me--My Christmas wish? "Joe Smith" to be.(To the tune of Hark! the Herald Angels Sing)Hark! the herald angels sing,What I did was no big thing.Role and person reconciled,Sorry if it got you riled.Call it noble, call it t...