No More Damsels In Distress?

December, 1997

Gentlemen, I bring you good news. It turns out that we are, for the first time in recorded history, free of any major obligations to the women in our lives--if you believe some of my female sources.According to several of my gal pals--each of whom recently let me know her thinking on this subject--women have now reached such a level of independence that they no longer need any significant help from men. Indeed, to hear these folks tell it, all that women want from us today is slivers of support...