Cruiser

May, 1998

I'd like to spend a lot more time with you.I'd like to take you on a wild carnival ride of sexual adventures!Of course, things will start to slow down after that.I'll just come over now and then to dirnk your beer and watch cable.I'll start ducking your calls. Finally we'll have a nasty fight when I make a play for your sister. Then I'll be gone, taking with me all the videos of us having sex. Well, what do you say?You're SCUMSo much for the honest approach.

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