Playboy's Party Jokes

July, 1998

Amatron sitting at the counter of a sandwich shop was obviously annoyed by the cigarette smoke from the young woman seated beside her. The older woman turned to the girl and bellowed, "Young lady, I would rather commit adultery than smoke!""So would I," the girl replied with a wry smile, "but there just isn't enough time during a coffee break."How does a single woman get rid of a cockroach? She asks for a commitment.Battle of the sexes department, c'est la differenc...