Who Wants To Get Laid?
July, 1998
It was the best of times, it was the silliest of times.It was the end of January 1998. Every TV station was all Monica, all the time. Revered newspapers reported on oral sex, in so many words. Anchormen and anchorwomen were discussing penile shape, blow jobs and perjury. My phone rang. It was my friend Hank. He was cackling madly."This just goes to prove what I've said all along," Hank said. "Never underestimate the power of the pussy."Think of it. The president of the United...
