Playboy's Party Jokes
August, 1998
An Australian was walking down a country road in New Zealand when he happened to glance over a fence and see a farmer going at it with a sheep. The shocked Aussie climbed the fence and walked over to the fellow. "You know, mate," he pointedly remarked, "back home we shear those."The New Zealander looked at the intruder defiantly and said, "I'm not bloody shearing this with no one!"This month's most frequent submission: A man staggered into a bar, flopped onto a stoo...
