Saturday Nite Jive

September, 1998

How's this? "After a date never call a girl for at least a week."That's a good one.How about: "Before buying movie tickets always bum a few bucks off her."Hee Hee. Great.Here's another: "Never go to the door to pick a girl up, just stay outside and honk."Excellent.Or "Never give a girl flowers, and if she asks why, say you're allergic."Hey dudes! Whatch a doing?Ever hear of a dating book called "The Rules"? It gives women rules to follow to trap...

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