Saturday Nite Jive

November, 1998

Why don't women like nice guys?Why? because most "Nice Guys" really aren't so nice! They're Passive-Aggressive! Huh?"Nice Guys" think they're nice because they don't yell or hit their girlfriends. Well?Instead, they bottle up their anger and frustration until it boils over!Which comes out in cutting remarks they "Didn't Mean." Hmmpf! Just what id expect from a pseudo-feminist.What?Sorry. I didn't mean that.

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