Celebrity Christmas Carols

December, 1998

Kenneth Starr(To the tune of "Angels We Have Heard on High!")Angels I would serve on highWith subpoenas to appear.I'd make Jesus testify,If I thought it would nail Bill's rear.[Chorus]Eupho-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo-ria,Tightening the screws isEupho-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo-ria,Being page one news is.I'll use anything it takes:Rumor, threat, blackmail or fear.Christmas no domned difference makes,I know just one kind of cheer:[Chorus]Eupho-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo-ria,Making others cower,Eupho-ooooo-ooooo-oo...

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