Playboy's Party Jokes
December, 1998
The President and Mrs. Clinton were in bed late one night when Hillary tugged on his elbow and asked, "Bill, are you awake?""What do you want?""I need a glass of water.""Are you kidding? I'm the president of the United States. I'm not getting you a glass of water. I don't get anyone a glass of water, especially not in the middle of the night!""I'll get the water myself," Hillary said. "I just want you to save my place."Playboy Classic:...
