Playboy's Party Jokes

January, 1999

A young boy ran down the street looking for a cop. "Please, officer," he cried, "come back to the bar with me. My father is in a fight."The boy and policeman ran into the bar and saw three guys whaling away at one another. "OK," the cop asked the boy as he separated the combatants, "which one is your father?""I don't know," the kid exclaimed. "That's what they're fighting about."Two blondes walked up to the ticket counter at Grand Centr...