The Joke Hotline
March, 1999
[Q:] What does Bill say to Hillary after having sex?[A:] I'll be home in 20 minutes.[Q:] Why does President Clinton wear underwear?[A:] To keep his ankles warm.[Q:] What is Clinton's new Secret Service code name?[A:] Unabanger.[Q:] How did 500 women surveyed at random respond when asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton?[A:] Eighty-two percent said, Not again.[Q:] How does Paula Jones compare with Monica Lewinsky?[A:] Close, but no cigar.Thomas Jefferson will be remembered for the Declara...
