The Playboy Advisor

March, 1999

[Q] My girlfriend is turned off by dirty words. Once I told her, in the heat of passion, that I loved her beautiful ass. Another time I blurted out, "Fuck me!" In both instances she said I had ruined the moment. Can you suggest words we could use in bed that aren't too clinical or crude?—J.S., Manhattan, Kansas[A] Perhaps you should learn a foreign language. In her book Exhibitionism for the Shy (800-289-8423), Carol Queen recounts how one of her lovers enjoyed the sound of the French...