The Sexual Revenue Service
March, 1999
It was past midnight when the call came from Washington, D.C. I was working on my taxes so I answered the phone irritably. "Yeah?" I said."Is Assa Barber there?" a distinctly nonhuman voice said."I'm Asa Baber," I said."My name is Zen Forward-Slash G3 DotCom. Just call me Zen for short.""What's the problem?""Your report to the SRS is due.""Are you with the IRS?""No. I'm with the SRS. Also known as the Sexual Revenue Servi...
