Is There (Oral) Sex After Marriage?

April, 1999

Have you heard this one?A guy is standing at the altar on his wedding day, grinning from ear to ear. The best man asks him why he's so happy. "See that girl in the wedding dress?" he asks. "She gives the best head I've ever had. In 20 minutes she's going to be mine for the rest of my life."Facing him from the aisle is the bride, who also has a huge smile on her face. Standing near her, the maid of honor says, "You must be so happy." "Damn right, "the bride...

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