Newsfront
April, 1999
Forever HardNew York--The United Nations welcomed a new member when officials unveiled a sculpture of a sleeping bull elephant with an erection. The artist had sedated a wild Kenyan elephant to cast the sculpture, and the tranquilizers apparently caused the hard-on (one observer suggested that the elephant might have been enjoying "a sweet dream"). Officials briefly considered lopping off the appendage because it might scare children, but UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan put his foot do...
