Wish You Were Here
April, 1999
Best-case scenario, spring break 1999: You travel, hassle free, with three of your best buddies to Shangri-la for seven days of sun, sex and hedonism. You attract more horny chicks than Tommy Lee does at a Motley Crue show. You get no sleep, eat and drink as much as you want and return home disease free, more tanned than George Hamilton and with a stellar selection of digits in your pocket. (Note: Those are for show only--no spring break fling should go beyond spring break). Worst-case scenario:...
