Call Me Nostradamus

July, 1999

The things I do for you guys ... it's amazing, isn't it? Consider my basic thoughtfulness toward you: Every time I give a massage to a Centerfold and then sip champagne with her in the whirlpool that Hef installed for me next to my cubicle, I never forget my loyal readers. During those moments of whirlpool kiss and bliss, I make it a point to remember everything that is happening to me so I can tell you about it later. You believe me, don't you?I see myself as your Playboy surrogate, your Man in...