Dirty Duck

July, 1999

I don't know why you bought a personal computer, Weevil ... with your kind of sex life, the last thing you need is Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.Hmmm ... You've stocked up on plenty of software, I see... "Deep throaters 1,2 and 3," ... "Virtual Vixens in Quick Time." well, that describes my staying power to a tee.Personally, I think the digital revolution is highly overrated ... putting technology in the hands of somebody who thinks Alt. Rec. water sports is a chat room for hydropla...