Playboy's Party Jokes

July, 1999

Russian President Boris Yeltsin, French President Jacques Chirac and President Bill Clinton were wrapping up a summit in a five-star Parisian restaurant. "Le café?" the waiter asked."Oui," they all replied.The waiter looked at Chirac. "Le cognac, monsieur?""Oui," Chirac replied."Le vodka?" he asked Yeltsin."Oui," Yeltsin answered.Finally, the waiter looked at Clinton. "Le whiskey?""If you wouldn't mind," Clinton yell...

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