Saturday Nite Jive

July, 1999

Today, for once, let's be totally spontaneous!Ok.Let's rent rollerblades and skate around the park.Ok.Let's go down to the village and browse through art galleries!Ok.Let's have dinner at a Sri Lankan Restaurant!Ok.Let's go back to your place and have wild, passionate sex!In your dreams, pal.Sigh. Women always say they want you to be spontaneous, but they don't really mean it.

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