Dirty Duck

November, 1999

Well, as I live and breathe, a condom shop. I've heard of the age of Specialization, but this is ridiculous.Just look at all the happy shoppers making their personal lifestyle decisions in a totally stress-free Environment.Kinda makes you sick.Red ones! Green ones! Yellow ones! People sure are finicky about what they put on their love-Hammers these days.Here ya go, mack ... a Neon Pink, Raspberry flavored french tickler with a reservoir tip. Just what your dominatrix needs to put on whatever it...