Not The Turkey!
November, 1999
Although American Pie may not be the greatest film in the world, it tells the ultimate truth about male sexuality. To put it bluntly, we are crazy for self-service sex, especially in our younger years.When we discover the joys of masturbation, we feel as if we have found heaven on earth (and many of us would argue that we have). Squeezing the tube steak is thereby placed first on our list of priorities, sometimes never to be removed. As all honorable pud-thumpers do at first, we whack off once o...
