Playboy's Party Jokes

January, 2000

Prince Charming walked dejectedly into a tavern. The bartender asked what the problem was. "I was riding through the Enchanted Forest," the prince began, "when suddenly I saw Snow White fast asleep on a bed of straw. The dwarf next to her told me that she had eaten a poisonous apple and could only be revived by a kiss from me. I gave her a peck on the cheek. Nothing. So I gave her a real deep kiss while running my fingers through her hair. Nothing. So I started making passionate l...