Dirty Duck

April, 2000

I'm glad you decided to be my home care assistant, Ms. Candystriper. I hear you have an RN, A Ph.D. and a Y2K in bedpan management, incontinence training and prostate massage.That's Right, Mr. Duck.Well, you're going to need them... I'm not getting any younger, which is pretty tragic. Considering that i spent most of my youth as a lawn jockey at the sexual revolutionSorry to hear it.Nevertheless, everything on this old carcass of mine is either getting hard when it should be soft or vice versa.....

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