Playboy's Party Jokes
May, 2000
A good old boy was sitting on his porch when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand. "What're you selling, young man?" the local asked."I'm not selling anything," the fellow said. "I'm the census taker.""A what?""A census taker. Every ten years we try to find out how many people there are in the United States.""Well, shucks," the man answered, "you're wasting your time with me. I have no idea."This Months Most...
