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December, 2000

I pick up one of the many women's magazines in the dentist's office, just to see what the other half is reading. It is a well-thumbed issue, vintage 1999, and as I open it at random, I read this question: "Which zip code is ground zero for guys who love going down?" The article that follows is purportedly based on interviews with 6000 women from different cities, who reveal how guys rate on their lip service, out of a perfect 10.Going down? Lip service? City by city? Sounds interesting...