Dirty Duck

December, 2000

I'm so full of christmas cheer! I think I'll commune with my fellow citizens in the mall and spread seasonal goodwill while I max out my credit cards on gifts for Mr. Duck!A-HENH!We have a sonic back-scratcher, digital nose-hair clippers, a wide-screen surveillance camera and the brand new funstation 2 with a built in DVD player and floating Potzrzebie.I'll take them all!Hi! I'm of legal age, I'm disease and drug free and I'd live to have wild, post-adolescent sex with you in the mall washroom.O...

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