Playboy's Party Jokes

December, 2000

A man came home from work, sat in his easy chair in front of the TV and said to his wife, "Gimme a beer before it starts." Fifteen minutes later he said, "Gimme another beer before it starts." A few minutes later he again asked for beer."Don't you think you've had enough?" his wife complained. "It hasn't been half an hour since you got here and you've already had two beers. You're nothing but a drunken couch potato!"The husband rolled his eyes. "Now i...