Bad Sex Awards
May, 2001
Each year, the Literary Review in London chooses the worst description of sex in a new novel and bestows its author with the less-than-coveted Bad Sex Award. Each year in the Forum, we delight in sharing with you a few of the finalists:"He uncovered in her not just the warrior but the slave. Had he bid her lie down in pigshit she would have squeezed her buttocks together in the clench and rejoiced to be thus befouled. At night, reliving the afternoon's embraces, she would lick her pillow in...