Dirty Duck
May, 2001
OH! OH!OMIGOD!OJEEZ!There they go again! That couple upstairs has been at it like a pair of Spanish flies since Four in the morning.AIEEE!AAAH!Oooyy!I thought you enjoyed living in an apartment hotel that catered to hyperactive sex workers, Mr. Duck.Not anymore, weevil. I've reached a time in life when the only thing I can expand are my intellectual horizons.AGH!OGH!EGH!I don't appreciative the sounds of love being piped in through my air vent... now go up there and tell them to knock it off.Sig...
