Dirty Duck

June, 2001

Welcome to club way-nay, ladies and gentlemen...my name is Mr. Duck and I'm your M.C. for the evening ... you all know what M.C. stands for, don't you? masturbating cocksucker ...thank you, thank you... Don't all applaud at once.As you may have noticed, this club is topless... I don't want to say the girls here have large breasts, but Frankly, they give new meaning to the phrase "Need Milk?"...Not that they're all natural...no...in fact, I haven't seen so much silicone in one place sin...