Hef's Happy 75Th!
August, 2001
What do you get the man who has everything? If you're Liz Hurley, you send him a singing telegram. If you're Pam Anderson, you give him a bottle of 1921 Château d'Yquem with a note saying, "Happy birthday, dearest Hef. This may be the thing older and better than you. No way! Love, Pam." If you're young and beautiful, you show up in lingerie or less.
