Dirty Duck

October, 2001

Ever since weevil bought that personal computer I never see him anymore.Maybe digital technology is a boon to mankind after all.Still, as the only responsible adult in the household, I owe it to concerned citizens everywhere to see what he's up to ... besides, my subscription to "shaved coeds quarterly" just expired.Whoa, Nellie, will you check out these bookmarks: "Underage Wolveriness," "WWW. Industrial lubricant. Com" ... this puts a whole new spin on the phrase...

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