Dirty Duck

December, 2001

I just don't know what to get Mr. Duck for Christmas this year. It better be something I'm sure he'll like, because he didn't appreciate the Vacu--Wank I got him last year.Welcome to Monica's smoke shoppe. How may I help you?I'd like to buy some Cigars for a very dirty old Duck.Good choice! Cigars are S-O-O Sexy! This is our most popular model--I mean, brand--the El Clintono. Long, thick and it comes in its own vaginally shaped Humidor.Of course, just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I don't like...