Playboy's Party Jokes

December, 2001

Mrs. Claus realized that her marriage was in trouble when she found out Santa was nailing more than just stockings in front of the fireplace.Why is Santa so jolly?He knows where all the bad girls live.During dinner, a man said to his date, "You know, drinking makes you beautiful."Puzzled, she said, "But I don't drink." "I know," he said. "But I do."Arabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit said, "Gi...