Playboy's Bachelor Bunker
April, 2002
the nation is on alert--and we are preparedThe Office of Homeland Security has urged us all to be on heightened alert, but our president--bless him--says to go about our lives and don't forget to have fun. OK, we can do that. We've never been good at hiding behind thick walls, but we know how to party in the dark. Did you see those Tora Bora caves? They were so dreary. No style, no grace, no threesomes. Who wants to live like that? Not us. Here's our idea of a secure home that rocks.
