Playboy's Party Jokes

April, 2002

How is being in the military like a blow job?The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.A man standing in the back of a crowded hotel elevator shouted out, ''Ballroom, please.''The woman in front of him turned around and said, ''Oops, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was crowding you.''Why did God give women nipples?To make suckers out of men.Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day, but what day is dedicated to single guys?Palm Sunday.A car salesman tried to influence a se...