Virgins In Paradise

April, 2002

the strange erotic vision of a suicide bomberCartoon number one: Osama bin Laden wakes up in paradise to find himself surrounded by 72 of the ugliest skanks in all eternity. An amused Allah says, ''Why do you think they're still virgins?''Cartoon number two: Bin Laden wakes up in paradise to find himself surrounded by 72 of the most delectable nymphets in all eternity. With an astonished look, he says to Allah, ''What do you mean, they have to remain virgins?''Screenplay: A martyr wakes up in pa...