Playboy After Hours
May, 2002
Not Necessarily Good AdviceNever get a girl pregnant before you turn 24. (Make that 44.)Never ruin a good thing by asking too many questions.Girls who want a drawer want land. Eventually a lawn, too.Girls with long thin fingers like guys with short fat ones. To prove it, they wear bright red nail polish.Girls who wear their glasses to bed know exactly what you have in mind. And they're not buying it.Girls with tattoos are promiscuous. So are nervous girls.You already know about girls who smoke.I...
