Theocracy Sucks

May, 2002

The Taliban, may they rest in paradise, taught the world a valuable lesson: Theocracy sucks. That gang of religious thugs never rose to the level of government. Oh, they gave themselves important titles like the Ministry for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice. They had a code of laws that deemed as unclean "satellite dishes, cinematography, any equipment that produces the joy of music, pool tables, chess, masks, alcohol, tapes, computers, VCRs, televisions, anything that pro...