Celebrity Christmas Carols

December, 2002

George W. Bush(To the tune of It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas)It's beginning to look a lot like this is Not the job for me:The stock market's turned to shit,The Arabs and Jews won't quit,Old business pals are public enemies.From health care to crime to global warming,Stuff's just so complex.The media's in my face,Saddam is still in place;At least when Clinton worked here, he got sex.Merry Christmas, although I can't be joyful'Cause of this dang war.My poll numbers, getting soft,And C...