Dirty Duck

December, 2002

Every Christmas I never know what to get for Mr. Duck. But this year there's one thing I know he doesn't have and that's a catalog from victorian secrets.How do you do, sir? Are you looking for anything special?Just your catalog, Ma'am.Sure, sure. That's what they all say, well, we're out of catalogs, Sir, but I'm sure your, um, wife will absolutely Adore our holiday Teddy. It's on sale and I'd be more than happy to model it for you.Huh?Oh, Sure.Whatever.We call this one the baby doll it's made...