My Big Fat Office Christmas Party
December, 2002
The weather outside is frightful. But it's nothing compared with the perils of the office party. You have to match the big boys drink for drink—and avoid ending up facedown in the punch bowl. You're also faced with the dilemma of the year: Is that bathroom BJ worth skipping the CEO's toast? (Sometimes you have to say, What the fuck.) But there's an easy way to help yourself out—dress right and you win a lot of leeway. So before you knock back champagne and shots, treat yourself to an early Chris...
