Dirty Duck

June, 2003

Now that I've had you shut down your little hate site in my Honor, Weevk, I really want to know what possessed you to put up such a vile, mean—spirited and wholly accurate account of my personal life in the first place.I don't know, Mr. Duck.I mean, I thought you were happy being my personal assistant. You get there hot meals a day, four when the maid Isn't on the rag, and all the smut you can shake your little stick at in exchange for bringing me my nightly schnapps, so what's your beef?There's...