Dirty Duck

August, 2003

My PSA Test came back negative, Ms. candustriper, thanks to you and your expert prostate massage. So I've decided to keep you on, As my home care assistant.Thank you, Mr. Duck.Your four-fingered technique really works wonders but I've consulted my proctologist, My Urologist, My psychoanalyst and my alleroist and they all agree if you're going to remain in my employ you'll have to meet a few more minor requirements.All right.Well, according to an article in the journal of the american medical soc...