Dirty Duck

December, 2003

"I've been searching this entire shopping mall all afternoon and I still haven't been able to find a Christmas present for Mr. Duck. He really hated the combination Dildo and Mp3 player I got him last year.I couldn't return the Turkey Baster I bought him, He's too old for Comic Books and I don't want to give him money, so what do I do? What do I get for the Duck who has everything?!!It's driving me mad!!Excuse me, Sir. I couldn't help but overhead your pathetically whiny lament and I must s...