Playboy's Party Jokes

December, 2003

Playboy Classic: After Christmas dinner a woman undressed for bed. Her husband noticed a mark on her inner thigh. "What is that?" he asked.She told him that she had visited the tattoo parlor the day before and had Merry Christmas tattooed on the inside of one thigh and Happy New Year inscribed on the other thigh. "Why did you do that?" he asked.She replied, "Because now you can't complain there's nothing to eat between Christmas and New Year's."A man walked into a d...