Dirty Duck

June, 2004

Excuse me, young lady, my friend and I are attending our class of '69 high school reunion and seem to have lost our way ... We were wondering if you and your friends would interrupt your cheerleading practice to escort us to the auditorium.Believe me, there's nothing untoward about our intentions. That is, unless you're all past your 18th birthdays, in which case, we're on a serious hunt for our trophy wives of the future.We are and you don't stand a chance.Well, you can't blame a guy for trying...